- Lena called the newspaper to place an obituary when Ole died.
- The receptionist asked "What would you like his obituary to say?", to which Lena answered, "Ole died."
- The receptionist then asked, "Lena, you get five full words for free. Isn't there anything more you'd like to say?"
- A long pause followed. Finally, Lena answered: "Ole died. Chevy for sale."