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The Sick Veterinarian
Aka: The Sick Veterinarian- Jack, a local veterinarian, fell ill and went to see
- his doctor. She began to ask Jack all the usual
- questions, such as his symptoms, and their duration, when
- Jack interuppted her.
- "Look, I'm a vet, and I don't need to ask my patients all
- these questions. I simply look at them and I can tell
- exactly what's wrong. Why can't you?"
- The doctor nodded as if she understood. She then looked
- Jack up and down, and wrote out a prescription. As she
- handed him the prescription, she said "There you go. Now
- of course if that doesn't work, we'll have to put you
- down."