Technology Joke

1. An American, a German and a Japanese man are golfing
2. one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring.
3. The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to
4. his ear, his left pinky finger to his mouth and proceeds
5. to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he
6. looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest
7. American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my
8. thumb and one in my pinky finger and the antenna is in
9. my hat. Great stuff, eh?"
10. They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again,
11. they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to
12. one side and proceeds to have a conversation with
13. someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to
14. the other two that he has the latest in German
15. technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in
16. my ear and the antenna inserted in my spine. The
17. wonders of German know-how!"
18. At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing
19. it, the Japanese man disappears into some nearby
20. bushes. The German and the American look at each other
21. and then walk over to peek into the bushes. There they
22. found the Japanese man, squatting with his pants down
23. around his ankles.
24. "What on earth are you doing?!" asked the American.
25. The Japanese fellow looked up and without pause, replied
26. "Waiting for a fax"