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Ole Obituary Joke
Aka: Ole Obituary Joke- Lena called the newspaper to place an obituary when Ole
- died.
- The receptionist asked "What would you like his obituary
- to say?", to which Lena answered, "Ole died."
- The receptionist then asked, "Lena, you get five full
- words for free. Isn't there anything more you'd like to
- say?"
- A long pause followed. Finally, Lena answered: "Ole died.
- Chevy for sale."