An American, a German and a Japanese man are golfing
one day and, at the 3rd hole, they hear a phone ring.
The American excuses himself, puts his left thumb to
his ear, his left pinky finger to his mouth and proceeds
to have a telephone conversation. When he is done, he
looks at the other two and says "Oh, that's the latest
American technology in cell phones. I have a chip in my
thumb and one in my pinky finger and the antenna is in
my hat. Great stuff, eh?"
They continue golfing until the 9th hole when, again,
they hear a phone ring. The German tilts his head to
one side and proceeds to have a conversation with
someone in German. When he finishes, he explains to
the other two that he has the latest in German
technology cell phones. "A chip in my tooth, a chip in
my ear and the antenna inserted in my spine. The
wonders of German know-how!"
At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing
it, the Japanese man disappears into some nearby
bushes. The German and the American look at each other
and then walk over to peek into the bushes. There they
found the Japanese man, squatting with his pants down
around his ankles.
"What on earth are you doing?!" asked the American.
The Japanese fellow looked up and without pause, replied
"Waiting for a fax"
