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Lawyer and Grass Joke

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A lawyer riding in his limousine one day, suddenly
spotted two men eating grass on the side of the roadway. 
Never having seen men graze before, he told his chauffeur
to stop the car.  On speaking with the 2 men, the lawyer
learned that they ate the grass because they were too
poor to buy food.

The lawyer then encouraged the two men to accompany him
in his limousine to his home.  The two men were overjoyed
by the lawyer's kind offer, but they told the lawyer that
they were unable to come because they could not leave
their families behind.  The lawyer, without hesitating,
invited both men's families to come with him to his home.

Each family piled into the limousine, and they proceeded
to the home.  Along the way, one of the men turned to the
lawyer, thanking him over and over for taking again their
poor families into his home.

The lawyer turned to the man, saying "Oh, that's no
trouble at all.  The grass at my house is twice as tall
as that old field.



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